trapical:

to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me

(via of-mice-and-sempiternal)

west2spookycollins:

i’m not saying i’m batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room

(Source: lennonisheroin, via y0umeatkfc)

iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

(via demolitionlife)

attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

(via spunk41)

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

(via barashat)